You look sleepy!

To all the idiots I've ever had the misfortune of passing by at the workplace - you know who you are.

I hate it when you tell me I look sleepy/tired (i.e. every day). Besides stating the ridiculously obvious, it is also inappropriate to comment on a woman's appearance, especially in a professional environment. You know why I'm sleepy/tired, because you have been sleepy/tired yourself. And if you haven't, then maybe it's time you wondered why all you do is work and sleep and nothing in between. Excuse me, but I have a life.